Today's Funny

Danny is installing a new door lock/handle on our front door. He walked in and said, "Where is my...I just had it...where is that?" as he looked frantically for some piece to the lock. He looked on the couch (where he had looked first), picked up the piece, and said, "See, this is exactly why I wouldn't make a good surgeon. I'd regularly say 'Nurse, where's my scalpel, I just saw it!' " LOL