Saturday, May 1, 2010

TMI FYI

Warning: if you are of the male persuasion, you may not appreciate this post in the same way as those who aren't.

Just to fill your TMI quota for the day.....

1.  Clogged milk ducts HURT, especially when your toddler insists that you are a jungle gym.  The remedy?  Take a hot shower, or lock said toddler in his bedroom, or BOTH.

2.  Don't fall asleep when pumping at 3am.  It IS possible for the bottle to overflow.

3.  Instill this phrase in your baby from the time he is born, "DO NOT bite the boob that feeds you."

This message brought to you by a momma who's been there.  ;-)

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