Christian: "Mom, you're tore up from the floor up."
(I took a look in a mirror, and heartily agreed.)
(Hubby told us he was leaving for a run.)
Christian: "Dad, that's a good idea, why don't you go get out all of your energy."
Christian: "Mom, you're my favorite buddy. Yeah, you and dad. I love both you guys."
(Our little politician.)
At Costco, and older woman slows her car next to me as I load my car.
Lady: "Not fair, you have two. Can I have one?"
Christian: "Mom, what was that lady saying?"
Me: "She wanted me to give you away to her."
Christian: "OH NO! I don't like that. That's a bad idea."
Me: "It is?"
Christian: "Yes! Then I wouldn't have my churro anymore!"
Christian: "Stupid! Mom, they said STUPID! Their mommy needs to wash out their mouth with soap! Did you hear them? They say said STUPID!"
(His way of using a bad word without getting in trouble.)
Have a happy day!