Time for comic relief.
Christian: (Riding his bike) "Mom, I'm going to Home Depot now. See you later. Love you, bye!"
Me: "Ok, drive safe."
Christian: (Stopping at the grass) "Oh shoot, I forgot my wallet. Ahhhh shooot."
Christian: "Dad! Daddy! Dad!"
Me: "Christian, I'm your mom. Dad is at work."
Christian: "I know. I wish you were my dad. He is the nicest."
Christian: "Mom, I love you, but I love daddy more. I love daddy, but I love my cars most of all."
Christian: "Dear God, I love you so much. Thank you for providing our food, even if I don't like soup or chicken at all. And thank you for providing all our knives and cars."
Me: "Christian, the penguin is not a gun. Stop trying to shoot with it."
Me: "Christian, the toilet paper roll is not a gun. Stop trying to shoot your brother with it."
Me: "Christian, the cup is not a gun. Stop trying to shoot me with it."
Have a Fun Friday! I know we will!