Oh My Christian

Time for comic relief.

Yesterday:

Christian: (Riding his bike) "Mom, I'm going to Home Depot now. See you later.  Love you, bye!"
Me:  "Ok, drive safe."
Christian: (Stopping at the grass) "Oh shoot, I forgot my wallet.  Ahhhh shooot."

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Christian: "Dad!  Daddy! Dad!"
Me:  "Christian, I'm your mom.  Dad is at work."
Christian: "I know.  I wish you were my dad.  He is the nicest."
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Christian: "Mom, I love you, but I love daddy more.  I love daddy, but I love my cars most of all."
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Christian: "Dear God, I love you so much.  Thank you for providing our food, even if I don't like soup or chicken at all.  And thank you for providing all our knives and cars."

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Me:  "Christian, the penguin is not a gun.  Stop trying to shoot with it."
Me:  "Christian, the toilet paper roll is not a gun.  Stop trying to shoot your brother with it."
Me:  "Christian, the cup is not a gun.  Stop trying to shoot me with it."

Have a Fun Friday!  I know we will!