Tuesday, March 1, 2011

More Christianisms



Me: "I'm going to miss your daddy when he goes away this weekend."
Christian: "Don't worry, mom, I'll take care of you."

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(Eating breakfast the first day after Danny leaves for his trip)  Christian: "Hey mom, where's your husband?"

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Christian: "Mom, am I going to have another brother?" 
Me: "Uh, NO, why?"
Christian:  "You look like you have a baby in there..." points to me
Me: (Swallowing my pride, thinking that I need to eat more carrots) "My tummy looks like a baby is in it?"
Christian: "No, THAT."  (Points to the region *above* my stomach but below my collar bone)
Me: "Honey, those are mommy's boobies.  You aren't getting another brother or sister."

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Me: "Christian, why do you antagonize your brother."
Christian: (With evil grin) "Because...dum, dum dum dum duuuuum!"

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