Christianisms...They Keep Comin'

Christian: "Jonny, say 'Mommy'....'Daddy'....'Christian'..."
(Jonathan says them, thus obeying his brother's demands.)
Christian: "Jonny, say 'Migration'.  SAY IT."
Jonathan: "Mi.................ga......................shon."
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Me: (After getting my foot stuck under the door) "OUCH!  That hurt!"
Christian: (Unsympathetic) "Mom, your life is hard right now, isn't it?!"
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Christian: "Mom, Jonathan threw this toy at me."
Me: "Jonathan, we do NOT throw toys, that was very bad."
Christian: "Did you talk to Jonathan?"
Me: "Yes, don't worry about it.  I took care of it."
Christian: "It is good that you disciplined Jonathan.  He needs discipline."
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On our way to a wedding, all dressed up....
Christian: "Mom, Dad, you guys look really stylish."
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Christian: "Dad, I had fun playing with you tonight."
Danny: "I did too, buddy.""
Christian: "We're having a special moment right now."
::Parental laughter::
Christian: "You should make that your facebook status."